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Jesus Was An Astronaut
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You wanna ride the rails up to heaven
but you love Janet,
hail the Madonna,
the way they move
makes you wanna take a girl, and bring her home
bring her home to mama ship.
So here's to you, with your hairdo like Vulcan
No Lambourgini
No Masarati for you
the way they move is driving you insane
but there's no shame in
yanking your own chain.
All you heroes they got old and fat,
Nirvana ain't ever coming back.
You wanna vogue like an Apostle
on Pluto
but you'd lose Paula,
Ta-ta to Tawney,
The way they move, you wish you had the money
but there's a party in your pocket, sonny
You got the crew dressed up in track suits and sneakers,
but you ain't hip hop,
no fly girl dances for you,
It's so hard for a man to catch a comet,
the Little Prince played "Cream," and
every rose was rockin'.
MTV it ain't got the tunes,
but they'll never take your fun away
You found your own way out,
you saved the day.
they showed you Heaven, and you couldn't stay
up in Heaven's Gate.
Diamond Dave came and saved the day
Heavn'ly hosts they sing hosannas on Europa
Ave Mariah
Carmen Electra
You see em dancing at the Club La Vela
A robot, pulling on a slot machine lever
Best you can do is Watch the Wheels and Imagine
it's you and Cher, she's riding on your cannon,
Before it falls apart, let's laugh about it,
One handed round of applause for the man of the hour.
Yeah you jerk away,
They showed you Heaven, and you couldn't stay,
Yeah you jerked your way,
Outta Heaven's Gate
Yeah the Baywatch Babe held the night at bay
Like something from the Golden Age
and she loves you baby,
one day she might even call.
Jesus flies into outer space on applesauce and goofballs.
Before it falls apart lets laugh about it.
One handed round of applause for the man of the hour.
The chance for love these days is south of zero
but Jimmy Kirk might think that you're the hero.
give yourself a hand,
ditch the posers
what you did wsa kinda cool
what you did was kinda cool
kinda cool
what you did
was kinda cool
Yeah you jerk away
they showed you Heaven, and you couldn't stay
Yeah you jerked away
Yeah you saved the day
Yeah you jerked your way out of Heaven's Gate
like something from the Golden Age
That's why I love you baby.
One day I might even call
One day I might
even
call
Jesus Flies Into Outer Space on applesauce and goofballs.
Lyrics by Daniel Jackson and Grey Revell
©℗ 2024 Roman Candles (Jackson/Kent/Revell/Wallin)
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Roman Candles Charlotte, North Carolina
Daniel Jackson - Drums, Vox
Justin Kent - Guitars, Vox
Grey Revell - Vox, Guitars
Rodney Wallin - Bass Guitar, Vox
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